OK, you're not a retard or stupid, or whatever I said. I mean that sincerely.

See, now you're getting into it.

Yes.

Is that supposed to be funny? It's just stupid.

You NO, all those SIRIUS puns!

Puns are, by definition, funny, or at least attempting to be. You don't make serious pun. Seriously?

Then this post would be the equivalent of: Where can you get better blowjobs — the Burger King bathroom or the McDonald's bathroom?

I'm just sick of having it on every sandwich. During the height of the craze I even was a member of the Bacon of the Month club, but that was actually part of the downfall for me — I learned how much variation there is in bacon, and how most bacon really isn't good. And the fast food bacon is the worst, in my opinion.

Whether they can make him sell via the rules, they can certainly make him sell in other ways. Like not punishing a player strike.

Bacon is done. That shit is overplayed and boring.

Sorry, it really started bothering me, I had to find this... I feel like they use these shots in a lot of promotional pics... Jayson Werth does it too.

It's not reaching to listen to what he said and find it uncomfortable. It's reaching if you have the context.

I couldn't find a pic of him taking his lead and waving them around, which is weird, because I know I've seen them, but clearly he knows to take them off.

Oh, I love him... as a ballplayer. I wouldn't want to be trapped in a room with him though.

When he's on base he usually does take them off and swings them around in his hand in an irritating fashion.

But the point of an institute of higher education is... higher education.

Or the part where student athletes are not treated like an extremely privileged class of students.

Yes. See my final paragraph.

Shutup.

Runners are going apeshit over this judging by the comments and response from their blogs and facebook pages. It's fucking bizarre.