Like Barry said, if he fucked up by watching a ball that didn't go over the fence, then it's teammates who should be mad at him. Cole's got nothing to complain about. He should be thanking Gomez for playing like an idiot.

What's stupid about that is that for the most part Harper DOES start running. His home-run trots are so fast and so fucking straight-faced. One time, he didn't break as instantly as Brian McCann would prefer and it's a shitshow.

The problem with last year's team is that they folded like a wet cardboard box anytime there was any pressure on them. They were immensely talented but completely lacking any (n)attitude or passion. This year's team is even more talented, but Williams biggest challenge is making them play like the team they can be. I…

Can't you just say his poem is a dumb cliche instead of pretending like it's about the girls?

The first baseball game I ever went to featured a grand-slam and a triple play and the home team won 10-2 or something. I was 7 and I thought baseball was the most exciting sport in the world.

This is pretty much the ultimate in concern trolling.

It was July 19, 1987: http://www.nytimes.com/1987/07/20/nyr…

I know cat lovers love to hate on dogs, but this is what they're good for. They really do know when you're sick and do their best to care for you. It may be because you pet them a lot and they want to keep that train going, but, still, sometimes it's nice to know someone cares and they're always there for that.

Kickball isn't hipster. It's bro.

He seems to be enormously untalented. The only reaction I had to anything he's done is to find it terribly boring.

No, it didn't. It implied Jerry Remy's moral compass is suspect and I don't want to see him on my TV or hear his opinions about what's right and wrong.

Who said he did? He just aided and supported a psychopath and should be ashamed to show his face in public. Why do you think anyone believes he stabbed someone?

Then again, this is a guy who is so dumb he smears it on his wrist where the cameras can see it. Nobody ever claimed this was a well-thought out idea or Pineda is good at cheating. In fact, the opposite is being argued.

How the fuck is Remy on TV? At least Pineda didn't stab anyone.

Yeah, I was basically the intern. Which was fine, because my wife deserved it. I didn't particularly bond with my kid though — he just laid around a lot. Seriously, I don't buy that part of the argument, but am a firm believer that the father is part of the family and has shit he's got to do for his family so he needs…

Old men DO have a way of thinking that they've got something relevant to say about nearly everybody's life...

Thanks Judge!

Do you have some insider knowledge that this report is 100 percent factual and not leaving anything out? You better go tell the police! Hurry!

I mean, this was mainly an off-hand joke, and I'll acknowledge that Arizona is fucked way more than Georgia, but don't tell me you can't find more than a few people in the finer traffic jams of Cobb County who have a distinct fondness for the n-word.