Thanks Judge!

Do you have some insider knowledge that this report is 100 percent factual and not leaving anything out? You better go tell the police! Hurry!

I mean, this was mainly an off-hand joke, and I'll acknowledge that Arizona is fucked way more than Georgia, but don't tell me you can't find more than a few people in the finer traffic jams of Cobb County who have a distinct fondness for the n-word.

Glad you're here detective.

Why the fuck do I care where the postmarks were from? Are we talking about Hank Aaron?

It's Georgia.

They're racist scum.

With the Braves fanbase we're just happy they're not burning a cross.

I feel a little bad because clearly you worked so hard on that... but it just didn't work.

Yeah, but he's arbitrarily a wet blanket. He might have attacked that burning flag when it swung towards home plate, or he might have just called for David Wright to get in the head by a pitch. Brian McCann works in mysterious ways, and that's part of his delightful charm.

So, none of them were in the game today? None of them hit three homeruns?

Also, wow, Phillies fans, way to just pack up and go home just because the Brewers hit a few home runs.

Did any of them hit homeruns today? A team's own problems don't change Ryan Braun today or what he did last season.

No, they understand. They're just pretty confident that the average consumer doesn't.

You could also just buy real honey from someone at the farmer's market.

What kind of decisions about your pubic hair are permanent... short of finding some way to permanently kill all the hair off, uh, it's just going to grow back.

He's making Bryce Harper look good.

Yeah, but it worked.

25,990 people have seen the post 59 have starred your comment? Is any of that an accurate qualitative assessment of the popularity, much less the validity, of your comment? No.