Well, at least someone cares.

Either way, it actually sounds like it might be painful.

The maori king? There is no maori king, but you are correct that many of the players have some maori heritage.

Yeah, in the real world, this got posted on Deadspin and now everyone is talking about it.

See, you think things should be one way, but they're the other.

They asked, I answered. Two reasons, one legitimate, one racist:

It shows he's pretty stupid. If you're someone whose about to jump to the NBA to have a career that is pretty significantly driven by your image, taking a selfie of some chick licking your face is not the best thing to do.

He could be clicking the mouse for a webcam pic. That girl has terrible skin too.

Nice nowwhere near second base tag and then intentional kick to the runner's face, second baseman.

It would've been helpful if the Nationals and the Orioles didn't have virtually the same color. Eh... NoVa, Maryland all like one of them baseball teams. Or maybe the Red Sox.

She was raped? The article says she was sexually assaulted? You seem to have a lot of details. Are you the rapist?

Both sides of his face are in shadow, his nostrils are drawn from different perspectives... that thing with the chin. I am critiquing the quality of the drawing, which is terrible, why do you believe I have information for the authorities? I think the authorities are probably aware that human nostrils don't look like…

It is, objectively speaking, a very poorly drawn picture.

And someone looks like a rapist.

You think the rapist will get that mad about being compared to Snyder that he'll sue?

They're mocking terrible police sketches and Dan Snyder, but let's say they were mocking the alleged rapist, so what?

For what?

I would agree with that.

Um. OK. You seem really determined to have a fight, but you're not really articulating a point... maybe we can cut to the chase... what do you want?

No, just a little floored that I have to explain this shit to you. If you want completely unfiltered news, stop hanging out here, set up some RSS feeds for all political news, and read everything that comes across it — let me know when you feel fatigued or stop finding it useful.