Mine usually are :/

Ha, that's the same cunt FKA 12ozMouse FKA CaveJohnson.

Lol, you're the only one who's upset here pal....like obviously so. Yes, we are done.

Your priorities...they are definitely in order...

who cares what it looks like?

I find it ineffable that she can, with a straight face, reference Mirror's Edge and Beyond Good and Evil, and then in the same breath IMMEDIATELY DISMISS these games because "the damsel in distress trope still exists".

i have a few "snazzy" bikes and would still prefer these for their convenience and not having to worry about my snazzy bike locked up in the street for these pro-bike thieves to steal.

As someone who has enjoyed Capital Bikeshare in DC for years, I have an observation/request. Since the DC and NYC systems all share common tech, can we please make bike keys shareable across the systems. Like, I don't mind if you want to bill my credit card for the day rate when I'm in NYC and use a Citibike, but…

i was in DC this memorial weekend and wanted to try the Capital Bikeshare to test if I really wanted to do NYC citibike... tough decision since i already own a few bikes, and that these bikes are rolling tanks.

Works in dc and we have the same culture issue. The biggest problem here is helmets.

"but this will certainly put a damper on the tumescence of the columnists who spent last week getting themselves all worked up about Harper's heroic scrappiness."

Now who will old, white sportswriters fellate? I have a theory that Urlacher was only as popular as he was because he reminded old white guys of the days when slow-footed caucasian LBs like Butkus and Nitchke roamed the gridiron.

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