You don't seem to understand how libel works.

There is ONE player who likely will not be suspended because he appears to have been exonerated — Gio Gonzalez.

That's fucking freaky. I answered honestly, and wound up on what I bought.

Definitely not.

I'll give you a +1 for that one.

I'd give you a +1 if you could make the first part of that some kind of fish reference. Like "Trout's natural talent and level-headedness will continue to spawn great play..."

Where are all the angry trolls demanding that people not be impressed by hitting for the cycle because it's an arcane arbitrarily chosen accomplishment, like counting homeruns or RBIs?

Mike Trout — the poor man's Bryce Harper.

The sound is clearly dubbed in.

Yes, in northern California, like in San Quentin, using the words "bitch" or "punk" isn't about homosexuality... it's just about who is getting fucked by another man. No homo.

Also a problem: tennis is boring as fuck to watch.

I don't mean to be judgmental, but the Rochester Red Wings "cheeseburger plate" actually looks like someone shit on a plate of pasta salad. Not kind of, or metaphorically. It actually looks like someone spent all night drinking Michelob light in the parking lot and then found that plate instead of the bathroom.

How much did you get PAID? And are you going to hire a nanny with that money? A nanny to work while you stay at home?