Dear Debbie. Can I call you Debbie? As in Downer? Chill out. I'm a great dad. The chasm between watching a video on the internet (that already happened) and how we instruct our own children (in whom we have a vested interest) is infinitely vast.

This is the best COTD in many, many moons. Somewhere, tears of joy are falling upon the steering wheel of Spiegel's Mazda.

Come on now...we need the NSFW version.

Danica just can't win. Even during their make-up sex, Stenhouse wouldn't let her finish first.

The touring car was front wheel drive.

No, because all those touring car championships were run using the FIA Super Touring formula, where the max engine capacity was 2000 cc and 2 wheel drive was mandatory.

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That is one of my favorite cars in GT5.

The alfa in the picture is a 155 GTA which is 4WD, and the DTM version was a V6 AWD. Even though the BTCC Version was 2WD the engine was not the same as the production version (which was twin spark). The Q4 version was the fastest road going model and the Powertrain is the same as the Lancia Delta HF.

Zing!

I know! I couldn't believe it when I got to my first rally in 2009 and saw the pacenotes!!! My codriver actually freaked out and refused to get in the car with only 5 minutes before our start time. But I found a broken rally car in the parking lot and borrowed their codriver for the day and man did a ton of stuff…