PUSSY!!

After the first 10 replies, I can't look at one more. This is too much.

How about a simple thumbs up/thumbs down. Would Preston, if he was a carpenter and needed a truck, go out, buy it, and want to drive it 5 days a week?

If she lived in China, I'm pretty sure her parents would have already paid for the bullet that blew her brains out.

You didn't even have Fiat's ad with J Lo in New York on the list.

Dang nambit! You meddling Jalops. I would have gotten away with it, too.

Ford Focus, Ford Fusion, Ford Flex, Ford Fiesta.....I think I can see a pattern here.

Can this Monday get any worse?

Saab 99 Turbo. and Jenson Interceptor (Top Gear featured it on a segment)

Scorpions! Come out and plaaaaayyy!

All I see is an R8 with two vertical stabilizers

There are about 10 owners in Oppositelock

They just had the Olympics in London. Have him pole vault over the wall, through the sunroof, and onto some comfy leather seats.

I hope they find it on fire on a beach in Santa Monica.

Perhaps a star?

How did I get here?

OK IT'S A SHITTY JOKE! I SEE! I'M DRUNK! GTFAC!

I don't see any foam covering the roll bars.

In this photo, which hipster is you?

Did it have to be F-type. It reminds me too much of Fucked-type.