ONLY because every time an iOS update hits Android users feel the need to point out things Android has “had for years”...welcome to iOS 6 and 2012!

“Yeah, I know I can get a crappy Motorola phone in whatever color I want, but iPhones are the best.”

Why is Samsung such a piece of shit? I mean they can’t even name the phone according to their naming convention, they call it the Plus. Why? Becaus they are trying to skim new potential Apple customers.

NO. No, no, no, no, no.

If LA were to host, would California be able to handle it given the water/drought situation?

No, you obviously don’t get it. He implied that they are expensive and said absolutely nothing that would allows you to infer his opinion on multitasking, cutting and pasting or physical keyboards.

How to check if your iphone 6 is fake:

After buying it, you still have money left.

Because a pen & paper doesn’t have a USB port to copy the text onto your PC. Retyping everything onto your PC isn’t very time efficent. :P

Do you know the creator of reCaptha made millions out of that invention?

How about “Rendering your users incapable of dealing with any other operating system”?

So what do you guys want from them? They don’t have features found elsewhere, you bitch about it. They add the features you think they should have had a long time ago, you yell ripoff. They don’t upgrade hardware and you gloat because your android phone has more cores. the give a spec bump and you scream “THAT’S IT?…

Im trying really, really hard to not do this to my CEO.

I do not believe this is correct.

You’re right, they’re far more tolerable now.

Denny’s: Not Someplace You Go, Someplace You End Up®

Hey, you be nice to Denny’s!

“I have the weirdest boner right now” meme

Fresh caught lobster. Give me 30 minutes and an open fire and I’ll blow your freakin’ mind.

Anyone who had the G2x knows the LG's mission statement is to push people to suicide.