Dammit SZJ, I read this in your icon's voice!

Don't worry guys, they're just filming the next season

The question is not 'why did Ferrari turbocharge this California?'

Southern California. Pic related.

We're still waiting on Meet the Pyro, Gaben

Cue angry Jalopnik posters going on about how driver aids are making everyone complacent and terrible drivers.

So how long until we see people asserting that they made Cold Fusion a reality?

It was such a nice place until the Reaper Invasion of '86 hit...

In a cave! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS

Regardless of what car Tony is driving, he probably built/modified it himself. Pic related.

Well there goes the automotive vaporware jokes.

IIRC the Quarians did something similar to this, but the personality imprints were wiped out when they fled...

Poor Monte Carlo feels unloved next to Chevy's new favorite: the Camaro.

Okay, am I the only one who feels that Carmen looks like she should be running a bit harder given that she's about to be killed by a GIANT SPACE INSECT?

I would pay good money to see Worf headbutt Gatatong Uvenk

'Ring time?

"Milhouse is not a meme" is a meme. Good work!

What about the Falcon?

Ford may have gotten lucky, sure. But they're definitely not squandering it.

Silly Congress and your biofuels, have you not forgotten about nuclear energy? Oh, wait...