'Ring time?

B-b-but the red ones go three times as fast!!!!

Semi-related, but does anybody else wish they could get their F35 in something other than matte black? #stealthwhatstealth

Heart-freakin click.

Oh wait, my mistake. This isn't the alternate reality in which Bernie Eccelestone is no longer head of F1.

Why? Because #COTD

Why? Because BTR.

'Ring time?

Guys, you are forgetting another artist they have playing. He's really good, you can listen to him here:

#cotdnominations

What, no Dodge Nitro?

Not even a prayer to God can you get him to save NASCAR.

'Ring time?

It's bigger on the inside, I swear!

Airline travel; putting the ASS back in passenger

Heart-clicky.

'Ring time?

That is #COTD material for sure

Well it appears that the perps are in...for a shock.

Beat me to it.