Mike Pence looks like a stick of deodorant someone taught to wince.

And we have the right to laugh at his miserable and vain stunt.

You do realize that compulsory speech is not free speech and is therefore a violation of the First Amendment, right? Forcing someone to obey an anthem in the name of “freedom” is actually just simple fascism.

During a late afternoon press conference, Hayes said the decision was painful

Fuck Sharon

“Country.”

country star Luke Bryan

Is it a worse look than having a Native American caricature stamped on your 50-yard line?

actual teams, like the Cleveland Browns

Horse people are usually terrible people.

If any of you folks rep a faction other than Future War Cult, you’re dead to me.

... you and I have very different definitions of “really good money.”

Which means you’ve met car salesmen who make up to and including 250k a year?? To me, 250k/yr sounds like a damn good path to take if you love money...

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

That was adorable. Can we keep him?

not to put too fine a point on it, but when the beauty pageant contestants and the comedians are the ones calling out the racist and inflammatory rhetoric of our president and not, oh I dunno, OTHER GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS, then there seems to be something deeply amiss with our country

Yes. This is the question I want answered. Was checking to see if you were breached enough to be considered “signing up?”

People have brought up this legalese a few times today but no one has been able to clarify whether simply checking whether you were compromised through this breach is enough to make these terms go into effect or if you have to follow through the entire enrollment process first. Equifax won’t even tell you if you’re at…

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

So the knocking sound... it’s not off-throttle back firing?