Not really what I was hoping for. Playing the theme song from one movie over a scene from the other move does not a mashup make.

I’d still prefer the “small” option. I’m okay with it not being significantly cheaper than a Silverado but I’ll be damned if I’m going to spend more for it than a Silverado after incentives.

the Colorado is just not that small, frankly. And neither is this Ranger. I know the safety issues would kill it, but I’d love a small Datsun/Courier/LUV-sized PU

Thats because the current “small” trucks are still very large. They’re too close to the full size trucks so they don’t get that much better mileage.

Ah, percentages and percentage points. 5% is not 1% more than 4%. It is one “percentage point” more. In percent, 5% is actually 25% more than 4%. It’s Friday, who cares.

Pinkham’s Law - every fucking time.

I think he’s implying that the NFL was constantly in the news this off season and soon we’ll never have an off season without the NFL getting media attention.

Can someone parse that first sentence for me?

He may be a douche, but he loves his car and doesn’t deserve to have this happen. The person or people that stole it are bigger douches than he’ll ever be.

It wasn’t a bird..... IT WAS A BABY!!! IT WAS A BABY!!!!

Sample lyrics:

“I used to know a bitch named Dr. Eric Matzelstein
We used to roll around his office and he’d give me prostate pills
Mine was tighter than a motherfuckin’ gangsta beat
But now I can piss at night and get some sleep”

391 “Beatles”?

Can we just let them use steroids? Like wouldn’t everyone just win that way?

“Isn’t it cool how young and uninformed I am??? YOLO!!!!”

John Fogerty would be so fucking offended you think CC&R sang Sweet Home Alabama.

What a bunch of buttheads.

I literally couldn’t care less what happened at the end of Dragon Age. I put a ton of hours into the game and had fun, but I just absolutely stopped caring about the story about 3/4 of the way through. The side quests also felt like busy work. On the flipside, I had to debate myself on whether to finish the Skellige…

Yeah I got to the part where you go to the party and was already at like 60 hours of game play and I just stopped right there I went “done!!!!” Will probably eventually finish it.