Sullivanish
Sullivanish
Sullivanish
How We Made <i>Top Gear</i>

There we go then. The sun has set on what I imagine we will one day call Old New Top Gear. Now we sit patiently with

Oh yeah, having to manually search for idiots to play with instead of automatically searching for idiots to play with is definitely better.

Does Winona steal the show?

Oceans 401(k)?

who threw left-handed and was rated highly in all the places you would expect Tebow to be.

$60M seems pretty damn low, no? Considering all of those NCAA athletes combined are still getting $40M less than what Hulk Hogan alone is going to be taking from you guys.

They also considered instituting a ban on hitting women, but they didn't want to go overboard.

Also, change your username. Where’s that option?

J-A-I-L-O

That’s what I was thinking.

We owned a 2007 Toyota Yaris and opted for the manual, which came with the worst package known to man. Literally, we had manual side mirrors. You know how hard it is to adjust the passenger side mirror when one driver is 6’0” and the other is 5’3”? Answer: Stupidly hard.

Nissan Versa doesn’t even let you add cruise to a manual equipped stripper.

The one where you can get a manual transmission without giving up every other nice feature available on the car.

D3 on consoles is ruined by cheaters. Some will say only play with friends, but I like being able to just jump in random games and go.

It’s not Sapp’s fault. Once those girls accepted a Bud Light, they were contractually obligated to be “up for anything.”

When you are the best, you do not need to mention the competition.