For when the subtext of the Farmers Only commercials is just too damn subtle?

Oh man. BeOS. As an audio nerd at the turn of the century, that looked seriously exciting.

A Hinckley trying to impress by NOT killing?

Which meaning did you settle on? For The Win? Or the less common, but still valid, Fuck The World?

I can’t tell if his instagram post is gibberish or if I’m just old and don’t understand how to read Instagramese.

Why is it so angry?

The Geo Storm rear fascia says Hi.

I love (LOOOOOOVE) RCR, but this one seemed a little unfocused. Like he didn’t really know where he was going, so when he ended up there, he hadn’t quite laid the groundwork for it to feel earned.

I’m not saying Doug is wrong about European plates, but I can’t imagine a job for which he is less qualified than Arbiter of Cool.

Wait...who was the “favorite bald head” that House of Cards killed off?

I bet he’s feeling a bit silly for having dyed his hair to match the team colors right about now.

By the time your company is moving into a second set of offices, is it really a still a startup?

Not half as embarrassing as the fact that he’s spent his entire adult life sounding like Ross Perot doing a George HW Bush impression.

Q: How many videographers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only if you were using it as a noun.

The Boxster and the Cayman are tough to tell apart? Like, at night, from a great distance, after you’ve taken your contacts out but before you’ve located your glasses? Sure. But otherwise...one of them is always a convertible; the other never is.

I just wish VW would offer more colors. Cars like the Focus/Fiesta, Mini’s various offerings, or shit, even the Mazda 2 and the Veloster seem to have a better handle on making their small, supposedly fun cars actually look the part.

I’d be more than happy with a sportier 3, yes, though I like the design cues being used here.

That design seems dated. Like, “199X called...” dated.

And maybe a lowering kit?