I missed it. I was busy watching the local NFL team here in Memphis.

Yeah, my working theory is that Rams fandom in Memphis is a byproduct of the Cardinals owning the Redbirds. Like, you root for the Redbirds because they’re local. So then you root for the Cardinals, because that’s where Redbirds players often end up. And then you root for the Rams, because they’re in the same city as…

Mostly basketball and boxing, from the names I can come up with without checking Wikipedia.

Possibly the longest-feeling 3 1/2 hour drive ever.

Memphian here and yes, Memphis’ hatred of Nashville extends, for many, to not claiming the Titans. Between the Tigers and the Grizz, this is very much a basketball town. Football interest is mostly at the college level and split between Tennessee, Ole Miss, and Arkansas, though Justin Fuente’s recent success has…

Jesus, that’s fucked up.

Amaranth sounds like a crafting ingredient from Skyrim.

“If Evita could be transformed into a Madonna...”

What kind of weird musical ourobouros is it that that Bob Mould song sounds like Foo Fighters.

The only real problem with the Golf R is that it comes in five colors, and all of them suck.

This would be at the top of my list if I had to buy today.

Just start Manziel over and over until someone breaks him. Then we can all stop thinking about his continued existence, while he goes back to being a fabulously rich Texas douchebro.

The Incredible Fauxhaulk.

Surely they called, and were turned down by, other studios before Obsidian... right?

I love how goofy this guy is. He makes me smile.

I see “Fuck you, you [fucking? little?] bitch.”

I’d love to switch, but there are no better options where I live. The only real competitor is Uverse, but for my address, they only offer MUCH slower speeds. I pay for 50Mb/s (and weirdly, get nearly twice that), while Uverse offers only 768Kb/s.

Wasn't the 95 Eclipse a unibody? How do you put that on another frame?

I did this a few weeks ago and it could NOT be easier. I’ve swapped drives on desktops that were more complicated.

Your garbage disposal has a gender?