The name “TJ Dillashaw” sounds like one of Key & Peele’s fake football players.

I really, really like the look. But...32.5” is a bit far for my stubby legs.

For a brief instant, I thought he was wearing a Nashville Predators shirt. Would have been fitting.

I can forgive all manner of automotive sins, but anonymity isn’t one of them.

Guys, why is the water brown? WHY IS THE WATER BROWN, GUYS?

Obvious once it was pointed out, yes, but 12-13yr old me didn’t pick up on it, despite wearing out a copy of Schubert Dip.

This seem appropriate. Required, even.

Honestly, given how many times I’ve been unimpressed with the interior of a supposedly luxury car — BMW, I’m especially looking your way — I can almost believe it.

I’ve given this a lot of thought over the years and my current answer is a 3-4 year old Fiesta. Or, really, any B segment car, but the Fiesta is arguably the most fun.

A Couple of years ago, I drove home behind a Jetta that was badged “Type R.”

Until I heard that, it never even occurred to me that there could be such a thing as a Jennifer Aniston impression.

Not creepy at all, dude.

I’m okay with Kia not doing it. I wasn't in great danger of buying one of those anyway.

I don’t need them sitting on the lot. I’m not a big “buy what happens to be available that day” kind of car shopper, anyway. I’m fine with special ordering, and waiting my turn. Which, incidentally, is exactly what I did with my most recent car.

Woops. Beat me to it.

I just want one thing: if the vehicle is available with a manual transmission, let me get that transmission on ANY trim level. I see so many cars (and trucks) where getting a stick means you can’t order any of the niceties. Damn it, I want to sit on a dead cow AND row my own gears.

I was 100% NP until I got to the automatic transmission.

Hood scoops make everything cooler.

I have two or three RoRGs, but I don’t wear them. No combination of set bonuses equals the damage output of Focus & Restraint.

Luke Smith was a very, very good video game podcaster. He was also a pretty decent gaming newsman.