Sometimes you win. Sometimes you lose. Sometimes it rains.

The longer the back gets, the less awkward that nose overhang is.

Oh, FFS.

Back in the day, I listened to Luke Smith on the....whatever the 1UP podcast was called at that point. 1UP Yours? So I can’t help but read those quotes in his thin, high-pitched whine. It makes them even more glorious.

Jeez. I mean, sure, Limp Bizkit sucked but hasn’t time itself beaten them down enough? Do they really deserve this?

So, what happened? I clicked play, then YET ANOTHER Gawker pop-up video ad covered the screen and by the time I could clear it, everything was over.

Never mind not looking like Jessica Chastain, half the time BDH doesn’t even look like herself. She’s like the female Gary Oldman.

That clip has more "son of a bitches" than a supercut of Sawyer from Lost.

I humbly submit the Toyota Prius V. It's not a FUN car, but it'll eat up the miles carrying more people and stuff than any other 40+ mpg vehicle I'm aware of. I borrowed my wife's for a work trip once and carried five people, all my videography gear, all the still photographer's gear, and everything a camper had…

Yeah. It’s pleasant enough. Unobjectionable. Vaguely reminiscent of some acts that I’ve loved over the years. But nothing I’m going to go out of my way to seek out.

How much does she love that suit? On the album. In the videos. Every concert. Even award shows. Do you think she has a bunch of them or just one that smells really awful now?

I just want to knwo the proper pronunciation/cadence for names like these. Paul-IF-uh-mus? PAL-ee FEE-mus?

I have a suggestion for a Question of The Day, inspired by this car: what great (or great looking) car was ruined for you by is ubiquity?

Oh, for sure. And there are even three distinct markets for us: freelance, agency and corporate. Each has its own pitfalls and upsides.

That car may have the MOST styling of anything ever. Not the best, but the greatest quantity. Just, on every surface it’s like they asked “What ELSE can we do?”

It seems like, even with the proper title/responsibilities, most online tools tend to come back with overly hopeful salaries. Given that no Compensation department actually uses these things, I suppose it’s better to err on the high side of things. Know your audience, etc.

It...sort of got some stuff right about me. Identified the rigth field, but the wrong specialty (I’m a videographer, while it ID’d me as working in Marketing/General. Came back with a number that, after currency conversion, is about 30% higher than what I actually make. It’s a nice number, though. Wish it were true.

Oh man, there is some comedy gold in the gray posts for this article.

The most interesting detail there to me is that the new one is “within two inches” of the old one. Two inches, when you’re talking about the exterior of a car, is pretty significant. Among some manufacturers, that’s the difference between “compact” and “midsize.”

It’s dumb, but no dumber than the car modding culture of my youth.