Sulie
Sulie
Sulie

The gifts to the nanny and the assistant are even more evidence that David Robert Jones was a oner in the best possible way.

I could seriously sit here and do this all day. Especially because of the amount of Bowie I’ve been listening to over the last two weeks.

My baby’s in there somewhere, love’s rating in the sky/So hologramic, oh my TVC15

You are not a victim. You just SCREAM with boredom. You are not evicting time.

“this mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place’

Yes. I can get behind randomly screaming the lyrics to Ace of Spades.

No, but really, I’m totally with you on this. A swift kangaroo kick for all comers.

It’s the Jesus coming out.

or Lemmy any day

I would rather we make Bowiebombing a thing. Hit people with Bowie lyrics.

I once went to burning man! In a car!

I want to say that I will personally fill the ‘hate coldplay’ void that David Bowie left behind. BECAUSE I AM A GODDAMN HUMANITARIAN. GO TO HELL CHRIS MARTIN.

I once pulled a car out of a burning man.

Just when I thought David Bowie couldn’t get any cooler, I see that.

Lincoln appreciation GIF thread?

Well. Apparently they can. Frankly, I'm scared. I'm obviously not expecting a lot from politicians but this is some next level cognitive dissonance shit. It's like the All Lives Matter people are not capable of reading and very basic comprehension of the societal troubles they're facing.

Of course, that it’s well-documented, including Keith Richards’s own biography, that Angie is a pseudonym for heroin, means nothing to a woman who has made a career out of spinning tall tales.

Translation: “I checked out of this whole being a mother thing after the kid was born. No biggie”.