Goodness knows there is nothing confusing about this dude in the ladies’ room.

“Quick! Guess my natal gender!”

A few years ago, the summer camp I was working at had a transgender child enroll. She was maybe 6 or 7, born “male”, very evidently identified as female. She was cared for by some of the coolest grandparents I’ve ever met, who were 100% supportive and allowed her to express herself as she saw fit. She would use the…

Oh the things we do in the ladies’ room!!! It’s a gd party in here.

The fact though is that we want our kids not to have to decide which bathroom they get to go in. And not to be subject to peer pressure about which one to go in. And not to be subject to the embarrassment that could come with going in a bathroom where somebody maybe doesn’t agree that they should be in there or not...

Shefani?

It's definitely...superficial?? If you know what I mean. They are both rebounding hard and probably a little bit too invested in sticking it to their exes. Either way...doomed to fail.

it makes my insides Gwake.

I have to say I feel very Blen about it.

ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

I hate that damn elf and I’m so glad it wasn’t a thing when my kids were little because it is creepy.

I’m pretty sure cream cheese frosting can only make things better... but...

The guy who owned my previous house was an immigrant from Spain—Madrid, to be precise. He managed a recycling plant in Modesto with a 99% Mexican workforce. He said most of his employees had no idea what the fuck he was talking about and would ask him to speak English.

We could transition the conversation about her to a political tangent, perhaps?

She’s Big In Japan.

So Playboy isn’t doing nekkid women anymore, neither is the Pirelli calendar. Won’t anyone think of the menz?!

How did they find so many not white women to include in a calendar with so few spots?

This is what a drug dealer looks like.

I knew something about her reminded me of everyone I went to high school with...