And, on that infamous evening in New England, as the snow banks stood massive and the tears of hipsters everywhere fell as they watched the power they had habituated to receiving from whipping out their iDevices and typing furiously upon their single star...

Pork Wine. The OTHER white wine.

Following that logic, I should have thermodynamics equations tattooed on me somewhere.

This hit, that ice cold

*apple cider vinegar

Cosigned, and I would also add that people should really work customer service in retail as well. The number of people who have proven to me that they have no idea how ALL THEIR GOODS get to them is astounding - they argue with me about prices and store content like I have anything to do with them. I used to work in a…

Would you like whole wheat toast to much on?

I could *almost* give the people a pass for thinking Chipotle served soup because, while I don't live near one, I do have a Qdoba close by and they have tortilla soup as a regular menu item and, in my mind, they are roughly equivalent establishments. BUT there is no reason to get all crazy about serving things in…

It's reading things like these that reinforce my opinion that everyone in the general public needs to work in the service industry for one year just to gain a different perspective of how their food comes to them. Think of how much better tips would be and how much easier service type jobs would be

So at this place, everything tastes like ham?

I like my coffee, and I like my whiskey, but I don't like them together, thank you very much.

Nothing worse than linguinies that are picked too soon. Grilling them more won't even make them tender.

Maybe the Kristen Wiig era was the first one where we started seeing clips all the time online so things felt beaten into the ground more than ever? I'm basically of the opinion that every era had strengths and weaknesses and it wasn't any better any one time than any other, the format lends itself to unevenness.

There are days when I wish Christianity wasn't pure mythology just so I could see how righteously pissed Jesus would be if he ever came back and met the modern American Christian. It would make the Cleansing of the Temple look like a dance around the friggin' maypole.

Indeed! Seems a little unfair to literature and art though. I'd have just used words and pictures.

As a janitor at multiple buildings, OH MY GOD, do I have to respectfully disagree. The womens' restrooms almost always have way more garbage just left all over the floors, and there seems to be a real issue with flushing. I'm not willing to assume that its a gender-related issue, but rather that Wells Fargo seems to…

Taylor, Prince would like to have a word with you.

I do forum based tech support for a living, let me run this through my batshit-to-logic converter and see what happens.