SulaymanF
SulaymanF
SulaymanF

First thing I thought of as well.

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I highly recommend setting a box of fireworks on fire all at once.

Weird, I wonder where the dog/roman candle story came from...

We’re good, keep letting these biased articles stroke your fragile android ego.

You do have to admit that the entire conversation about not bringing the flag down from the SC Statehouse grounds was completely neutered by one strong black woman.

Old white fucks haven’t figured out in a century that the sure fire way to get a black person to do something on a whole new level is to tell them they

This isn’t as simple as it sounds. There’s a longstanding debate between the FAA and the NTSB about this. FAA argues (successfully thus far) that requiring seats for kids under two would drive up the cost of flying for families, and cause some of them to drive instead. Since a child is statistically safer flying from

That would mean the airlines would have to provide wider seats and that ain’t gonna happen.

If I’m in a moving car, I’m wearing a seatbelt. I do the same thing on a plane. Sleeping on planes is great! Waking up with your head bouncing off the overhead locker....not so much!

Most people don’t care about anything that doesn’t directly affect them or their family. Racism, poverty, really anything that affects only minority of the population doesn’t get people moving.

For anyone here who says vaccines are dangerous - the method used to produce vaccines has been studied for over 200, close to 300 years. Cars have been around for less. Microwave ovens have been around for less. VACCINES HAVE BEEN AROUND LONGER THAN HANDWASHING AS A MEDICAL PRACTICE.

In Mexican culture there is the legend of La Llorona, which somehow obligates old ladies to “bless” (touch) every baby and small child they see to “protect” against the ghost of death. One day in a grocery store aisle, a little old lady very lightly tapped my toddler’s head. It scared the crap out of my kid. I didn’t

The science of this comment checks out. With elders who’ve entered what we call “benign senescence” behaviors the elder previous kept “in private” often show up in public settings via the process called disinhibition. Basically, if the elder used to be a secret rat bastard to servers, they’re now going to be a rat

since he has taught chefs in other restaurants how to make cocktail sauce and they were very grateful!

I think this story belongs in another “Customers Who Were The Actual Devil” episode of BCO.

This is all very well-written and researched, but a couple of things:

“You have people who believe vaccines contain RFID chips, or people who believe jet contrails in the sky are chemtrails that are really aerosole vaccinations.”

My first restaurant job was at a Red Robin back in 1997. This was when Red Robin was still kind of fun. Now it’s a clown factory. But anyway. I waited on an elderly couple who did the following:

The smell story made my day!

* Tea emergencies can include but are not limited to: something bad happened; something good happened; something might happen soon but I’m waiting to see; it is the afternoon; it is the morning; something reminded me of tea; there is a social gathering that requires tea.

A couple of people (I’m assuming white, but it’s the internet and they didn’t specify) told me today that they just don’t find black people attractive. Actually, they said African Americans, so like...they’re being really pc about not finding an entire race attractive. BUT NOT BECAUSE THEY’RE RACIST, GUYS. Just, you