Those are very cool, but this is still my favorite:

Because, at least up to the beginning of TNG, site-to-site transporting is often difficult or downright dangerous, and used twice the energy of a transport to or from a transporter room. [memory-alpha.org]

Actually it is a solution to a problem but the audience may be a bit limited.

Volvo Epic Split

David Carradine?

If you can handle the mood swings, insomnia, losing your hair, and feeling terrible all the time go for it.

I turned to diet and exercise and never looked back. Kept my hair.

Don't abuse that shit, I have many friends who dropped way too much money on various forms of amphetamines. Dependencies can be formed on anything bro.

This should be their #1 priority. They should have top men working on it now!

I worked for 8 years for a company that was working on Virtual and Augmented realty headsets. We made some am cool stuff and went where no one else has been. The main goal of the company was to come to market with a $200 headset for first person shooter games. We made one that was wireless with head tracking as well…

What about the 0.001% that turned into Reavers?

Both Libertarians & Tea Party have many things in common, including being utterly delusional, completely arrogant about their ridiculously unworkable ideologies, and being annoying as fuck to sane people.

Why didn't the police believe me when I told them that I was going to give the little dork back his $20 when he demonstrated that had learned some self-defense?

NFL: "We will not allow advertisements of dangerous products during our broadcast!"

What are you talking about? Skoodge conquered the slaughtering rat people of Blortch, and the survived grueling military training against the meat-thirsty hogulus on Hobo 13!

"I'm like, "don't you have one in stock?" Apparently this is a hilariously absurd notion because of course they don't still carry the DNA, that shit is more than 2 months old"

Look, it's the Emperor himself from Star Wars!

is there a giphy link for this?

I want inline sharing waaaaaaaa oh tumblr

If you have to press play to watch the GIF, it just isn't the same :-/

Why does Gizmodo blow a load over every over-priced death machine the US military buys? Might be relevant to point out to readers that we don't need this; that the money wasted on this could have been better spent putting many more people back to work rebuilding our nation's failing infrastracture. But instead it's…