6 grad school applications at $75 a pop. Nothing says self-love like investing in my future, right? Right?? WHAT HAVE I DONE

BLISTER IN THE SUN. Oh my god, I give this kid ALL THE GOLD STARS.

Boring? Boring?!

Ever since I saw an epic flower girl meltdown at my cousin's wedding (she vomited, turned on her heel, and ran the other way ... the flower girl, not my cousin), I have been completely unenthused by small children dressed up as miniature brides and grooms, walking down the aisle, holding chalkboard signs that say…

SO MANY MORE WOMEN SHOULD GET PIXIE CUTS! Seriously, 9 times out of 10, the reasons I hear women give for not cutting their hair are completely ridiculous and bogus...

I prefer dragons of the canine variety.

I can't remember the source of this quote but, "glitter is the herpes of crafting."

My friends and I thought we were so awesome back in the day, quoting Blackadder at each other when no one else knew what we were talking about. Hugh has been deep in the heart of me for many years.

Celine who? Hugh Laurie is everything, all the time. I saw him and his band at Town Hall here in NYC last Friday, and they were AMAZING. I've loved him since A Bit of Fry and Laurie, and he hasn't lost a step in charm, quick wit or musical talent since that long interlude of playing Sherlock Holmes in a hospital.

My dad, a professor with an often taxing schedule, did the cooking when I was growing up. I guess it helped even things out since Mom did the great bulk of cleaning.

I love the Sarah Michelle Gellar duckface picture. It's like, "this is what the Youngs do nowadays, right? Am I doing it right? NAILED IT."
*not saying SMG is old—we're about the same age. But those girls she's posing with were clearly raised in the Age of Duckface.

but how do we sleep while our beds are burning?

I would take that request literally and roofie his lasagna.

Umm...... Miley is problematic in a lot ways, but I don't know that making fun of her ass is productive.

Whenever my dog goes to the bathroom twice on his walks, I always announce to my husband: "Two poops, one pup!" when we walk in. It took a few times of me saying that until he was all "Um, you're not referencing that video, are you?" I hadn't realized the connection - but, believe me, now I say it EVERY chance I…

Imma just leave this here

Waiting for them to get to her rap part was WORTH IT.

Just texted this to my sister. Emilia Clarke getting nominated is baffling to me.

This made me think of Kendall's story.