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Seriously, I need this too. Also “Which One of Y’all Left The Light On?” and “Leave Him/Her Alone” and “Please Go Outside and Play.” (I have 3 kids. Summer is long.)
Goats are so freaking adorable. Every year for Christmas Mr. Dog gives me the ‘Goats in Trees’ calendar so I have pictures of happy climbing goats to cheer up my office.
PRECIOUS BABY GOAT. I WANT TO HUG IT.
The Hamiltones need to provide the soundtrack to my life. I want there to be an album sold on tv with tracks scrolling up like Damn, Where My Keys? and some white dude saying, “But wait! There’s more!” and then that classic hit, You Hungry? I Could Eat would be the next one. 10 dollars plus shipping and handling. I…
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