Jezebel: I just want to express my gratitude for y’all. For years I have come here to cry and laugh and vent. This community has buoyed me in heartbreak, supported me in professional struggles, and counseled me through countless problems that I had no one else to talk to about. Thanks everybody. I don’t know what I…

Can’t speak for Jujy but I certainly do. Bill is charming, intelligent, a great conversationalist, funny and appreciative of humor in others, loyal though not faithful (they are different things), well informed, fascinated by other people, and not least, always looks nicely groomed and as if he probably smells good.…

He said he’d be cool with being called First Laddie, and I love that. Like, I realize that’s not a formal option, but still. Love it.

Donald Trump will never get a kind tweet from his past, present, or future wives. This makes me smile.

Happy Birthday future First Gentleman. Sweet picture future Madam President.

Have you ever seen them in the same place at the same time?

You know you’ve fucked up when Courtney fucking Love tells you to grow up.

Guess you were too busy spellchecking your post to notice that Louisiana’s governor asked him to postpone his visit for a few days while they tend to emergency stuff. Obama will visit on Tuesday. Best wishes with your job hunt.

Commenter upthread says Edwards asked Obama to hold off on a visit until things were less hectic.

I’m curious as to what you think the president showing up with his entourage does to help the situation of people cleaning up?

You have the vapors, poor thing. Here, sit a spell on the fainting couch.

I can’t wait to meet “the left.” Those guys sure do have a lot of wacky opinions and beliefs. Or so everyone’s uncle tells me.

I’m predicting him asking where Obama is (sad!), and blaming Hillary and Black Lives Matter.

“What a loser. Half his state is underwater! Sad!”

I would pay actual dollars to see Trump swing a hammer or clear brush. By himself, not ordering someone else to do it.

“Volunteer.” Ah ha ha ha ha.

it’s a small thing, but i’m sure he’s going there to lend a hand.

I look forward to Trump’s sizeable donation in the form of a furious tweetstorm about what a loser Edwards is.