Am I the only weirdo who actually wants to serve on a jury? I’ve been summoned twice (once at 18 and again at 26) but never was chosen to serve. The last case I was a potential juror for was a murder case too.

Ellie, don’t listen to the haters. I concur.

I am sorry to anyone who may have felt victimized by this post

I also want to say that I also wear a lot of these styles and I believe this entire post to be a violent subtweet

joanna can we do this privately

I just want to say that I have worn a number of dresses that look very similar to the ones pointed out in this article and Ellie sees me every day and now I understand her blank smiles

The best part of that Chuck Norris article: “An allergic reaction to food was ruled out because he’d only eaten cheese and beef jerky throughout the day.”

please no, now imagie the conversations, I need Bobby to write them now

I love it when assholes justify their jokes with “you don’t understand comedy.” No, sweetie, you don’t understand comedy, because that’s not funny.

instead of teaching his daughter “how to sit like a lady” *vom* he should be teaching himself not to post upskirt photos like a creepster perv. troglodytes like this should be castrated at puberty to prevent them from producing offspring.

1) What the fuck indeed. Your friend has a terrible and slut-shamey (or, modestly-dressed-lady-shamey as the case may be?) sense of humor.

Real talk, Jezzies, I need your take on this. A few weeks ago, Obnoxious Friend From Back Home posted on Facebook a picture of himself with his middle school-aged daughter, selfie style, sitting together on some bleachers. The lower body of anonymous woman in the row above was framed by their faces. OFFBH added a…

Vote and campaign.

I am here for this

Warning: NSFW pic in comments. Dude you could get me fired for that.

I think there’s a large subset of the population who think that having sex should always be humiliating for women.

What is even the point of this? So she had sex with her husband, oooooh, scandalous.