Btw folks, there’s a conservative troll going around today trying to present themselves as a “never Hillary” Bernie supporter. Some name like “BERNIE FAM STAY WOKE” or something as equally dumb. Don’t bother engaging.

If Ted Cruz doesn’t jerk it to this headline

The fact that Trump gave Ted Cruz a chance to address the convention is just more evidence that his campaign is completely incompetent. I mean, he went after the guy’s wife and father and mocked him relentlessly at the end of the campaign; how could Trump have thought that Cruz’s speech would be supportive?

GWB saying he’s probably going to be the last Republican president in our time.

Yeah, no.

Nazis gonna Nazi.

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I don’t know what all this Dexter talk is about. Nina Moreno and New York Undercover foreverrrrr!

No, and you shouldn’t be scared of opossums either. They’re usually super chill in my experience (just there to eat your trash), which is why this story is unusual.

No, Debra did.

Typically no, it’s fine to just walk past them and pay ‘em no mind. They usually won’t approach a human unless people are feeding them often enough that they’re no longer shy. On the off chance you see one acting weird or sick, give it an extra-wide berth just in case of rabies, but that is truly rare and probably…

I disagree. I think more assholes should share their crimes on social media so we can convict them and get them off the streets.

Considering none of them are “future Olympians”, we might actually get a fair sentencing.

Because the entire system is built on obtaining convictions. Collateral damage is not their problem.