I wish I could unfriend the troll who would constantly post crap like this on my page. However, he is the husband of a friend of mine, and I knew her before they were married. So, I ended up taking the passive aggressive approach and hide his posts and blocked him from seeing mine.

Yeah, that ripped me apart when I first read that. The Capitol is really a wretched place.

They don't actually say what happens to him, do they? They leave it rather gray. That being said, it isn't good.

The person who was the third pick for a middle management job, has no previous experience managing people, and they concentrate on crap like when you come in. Plus you have to agree with them all the time or they run tattling to their boss and get you into trouble.

Now it's out into the universe, for any dunderhead to pick up. Nice. /I kid.

I see you, and I raise you. [phoenix.craigslist.org]

Ugh I was lazy and never got to Sephora in time. Dangit!

I do! They're a pain in the butt to find anymore.

I feel bad for the AA employees right now. It can't be a good place to be, with all the vultures circling. The entire industry is in a state of flux because of it, and everyone is nervous. Hope your mom is okay.

The FAA regulation is that you can't have a drink within 4 hours of flying, for what it's worth. All airline employees are subject to the same rules. Strange but true - if you are a cube slave working on the website, you too.

I love this, but the end is sad. Save the honeybee!

На здоровье!

I did this all by myself! - Sarah Palin.

Hey! Me too... although it was in the 90s. Let's be red and dead together!

Every time I think my state of residence has regained its senses, it reels me back in and slaps me upside the head to remind me how batshit it really is. I think I am going to send this twit the Hippocratic Oath:

That's it. I'm quitting my job, moving to Costa Rica, and doing whatever they'll let me do at the Sloth Sanctuary. Who's with me?

Create the Underground Femaleroad. I'll help. I think I'll be able to get away with it.

Same here. I didn't read the Bible until I went to college and took a course in English called "The Bible as a literary source." There was also a history class with the same premise - read the Bible in a semester and write a bunch of papers on it. Minds were blown.

When I did that same analysis in the early 90s it was children under the age of ten who comprised the majority of welfare recipients.

I'm very jealous of your ability to make a quick escape. Mazel Tov!