Stephen Colbert's super pac needs some new fresh ideas for a commercial. Shoot it over there.

I have a friend like this. It is really annoying to see her constantly posting pictures of herself. How many pictures of yourself does one need? We get it. You're pretty. I don't have to constantly see it in my feed. I know I can unsubscribe, but when she isn't being a complete narcissist, she does have some…

There is not enough liquor in my house to drown out that image. Yikes.

I loved this line. ZING!

Rush Limbaugh?

Me too! Thanks Rush!

Mine too! I love watching this when I'm down. It really picks me up.

It's not the whole thing (I can't find a decent copy), but I immediately thought of this Pixar short when I saw this video.

I was going to say, if Don Freaking Imus thinks you're a douchenozzle, you must be doing something wrong. Although it is quite the pot and the kettle scenario.

You'll be fine. Just make sure your liquids are in a quart sized bag, take off your shoes, and be nice to the TSA agent, and 99.99999 percent of the time, you'll go through unscathed.

I would say she needed it either during the flight, or at her destination.

What's baffling about this is that you're allowed to bring empty bottles on a plane with you. I really don't understand this.

I'm having trouble seeing the video. Something tells me after seeing the gif that I should be thankful. Yikes.

Gah! What is seen cannot be unseen. What? Why? How? /incoherent mumbling.

Hmm, that is a very interesting way of thinking of it, since I do have a hard time believing nobody ever told this person that it was disgusting or rude.

I worked at a rather large multinational several years ago before it laid off practically everyone and sold every division. Before you went on an international trip you were sent to etiquette class for that particular country/region. It was very helpful. I wish more companies did that for their employees.

That's all well and nice, but I wouldn't want to be sitting across from you while you're chewing with your mouth open and spitting food particles while you speak. Whatever you have to say isn't important enough to merit not swallowing your food first.

A good friend of mine, a doctor, has said something similar. He would add to that he wishes they would teach basic "running a small business" courses in fourth year. Doctors are expected to open their own practices, yet are given none of the basic tools in order to start what is essentially a small business.

I love Mrs. Betty Bowers. She's fabulous.

Or 3) over 65. I swear, my mother is the only person who still watches this show.