This was an amazing bit of satire. Brilliant. I adore Stephen Colbert. I want to have his pretend babies.

Yes. I turned it off after a minute because I knew it would ruin it for me. Selfish yes, I know but I've already given up so many foods due to unethical treatment. Why this too, dammit! *shakes fist*

You don't want to read the comments on AZCentral unless you want to die a little inside and lose faith in your hope for humanity.

Couldn't you just not fill the prescription for the BC and take Medication A?

You are my hero. Thank you for allowing me some Ru before bed.

Agreed. I mean, say what you will about Demi's choice of escape, but the woman was just separated from her husband of a few years, and had to face the fact that he was unfaithful to her throughout their marriage. She's not making the most healthy of choices. I'm willing to cut her a little slack.

I'd like to see a portrait of Santorum made of santorum.

I agree. Judy's dress was my favorite of the night. Fabulous.

Yeah, the green and gold one came on board when I was in GSA, but I always opted for the traditional gold one. I remember May Company (Robinson May) used to sell girl scout stuff. I wonder if there is a brick and mortar place that sells them.

I went door to door in several subdivisions, on my bike. My grandma also was a sweet lady and let me sell in her neighborhood and took it to work.

Are we allowed to be volunteers even though one doesn't have children? I always wanted to be a volunteer but was curious if it was allowed or I'd be seen a pedophile or something.

#cotd

I am astounded as well. The thought of someone doing that to a child is mortifying.

I only reached Cadette level, so no Gold Awards for me. I do however, have my sash (yes I'm old) with all my badges and pins. Maybe I should bust out my pin and wear it on my coat.

I love this picture, so much. I loved that episode.

Yes, his Irish accent was an assault to the ears of humanity.

It's why airlines charge an outrageous amount for oversize bags. It's done to discourage people from doing it. I remember arguing with a friend because he was complaining he was about to be charged $100 for an overweight bag. He said, "well if it was only $50, I would have just done it." I said, "you're missing the…

You're very welcome. I love that so much. Is it terrible that I find Bob Saget and John Stamos hilariously sickly twisted in real life after the sappy horror that was Full House?

I'll just leave this here.

Hilarious. I used to be bothered by our style. The women would always be listed as "Mrs. John Smith" without her maiden name or her given name. I would constantly change it to "Mrs. Jane (Jones) Smith." One day, my editor took me aside and gently tried to explain that wasn't the style. I replied, "But what if she had…