I got into trouble when I was interning at a newspaper for making all the names in the obituaries Mrs. Jane (Smith) Jones instead of Mrs. John Jones. My editor scolded me to which I said, "why does she lose her identity in death? Wouldn't her friends who knew her before she got married want to find her too?" I won the…

You know what Sarah and Sarah's parents? Saturday is my birthday and I what I want is for your wish to be cancelled out.

A friend of mine in college insisted that I take her picture pumping gas in Ohio so she could send it to her friends in NJ. She thought it was the greatest thing ever.

I used to eat a variation on this, but used canned tomato paste that I found in the back of the cupboard and watered down. It was my favorite after school snack growing up. My husband (who was actually from the *nicer* side of the city) also gave me the strangest look when I told him.

I love my Reefs! They're sturdy and actually comfortable too!

I remember when I was little they used to pump gas for you. I used to think it was the coolest job ever and wanted to be a gas station attendant when I grew up.

You win at the internets. How could one not love a Battlestar Galactica reference?

That is truly amazing. I want one. Dammit.

Not technically a dance number, but I think it should still be noted.

I loved Deee-Lite! I dressed up as Lady Miss Kier for Halloween in 1992. Good times. I still bust out that album every once in awhile when I want to dance around the house in my pajamas.

This is better than what we did a few *ahem* years prior. We choreographed our flag team tryout routine to "The Final Countdown by Europe. Oy.

As a former newspaper reporter, I hated listening to 911 calls. I always felt it was such an invasion of a person's most vulnerable moments. I've been out for years, and I either switch the channel or refuse to listen to them now. I will refrain from this one too. It just kills me to hear people in distress like that.

I still have the best Valentine's gift I ever received, a koosh ball and a mixtape. I've rarely had a boyfriend on Valentine's day (before the Husband) so when I was dating this one guy, it was a complete surprise that he got me something. (The two others I had before actually forgot) Oh and the card was a Star Trek…

I remember my parents buying us stuff when we were kids. And my dad always either sent my flowers or candy on Valentine's day when I was in college. It was really nice. On the rare occasion I had a boyfriend, this annoyed him, but oh well.

OMG Best Shirt EVER. I want one!

I don't know. Relationships like that can really mess with your head. The douche can really mess with your head and make you do things you normally wouldn't.

Yeah, I'm having a hard time feeling sorry for him at the moment. Oh gee, your beautiful, successful life with a beautiful, successful woman wasn't enough so you traded her in for another beautiful, successful woman.

May the odds be EVER in your favor!

Agreed. I foolishly purchased a pretty pair of 4" heels with no platform and I can barely walk in them. The ones with a platform I have no problem with. :-) Platforms are awesome. What I was trying to say was I'm not getting why shoes are getting higher and higher. I guess they have nowhere to go but up, eh?

A shoe club is where you join and fill out a quiz and get a few pairs of shoes selected for you to purchase each month. It's free to join but once you purchase, you have until a certain day to decline so your card doesn't get charged. You can buy whenever you want, and there are communities that have been set up by…