Sigh. I'm with you. I just want to hide from all the news today. Good thing I'm at the office and can swing it.

What I can't get over lately is the trending of heels getting higher, and paired with platforms. One shoe club I belong to (shut up) boasts heels with a 4 inch heel and a 1.5 inch platform. WTF? I don't get how people can walk in those things and not fall over.

I mix up my shoes too. Some days you'll catch me in a 5" platform pump, and others in a flat. Probably in the same week. I will admit I feel funky after wearing the 5 inchers though after a long day.

Win.

I did the same thing when I was about 3 when my dad shaved off his mustache, according to my mother.

Arizona resident here. The Governor can remove her from office if she's deemed unfit. But, for many reasons, (including she's a Democrat and the Governor is a Republican), she has decided to refrain from doing so.

That is so beautiful. The level of skill is amazing. I love finding random pieces of needlework at tag sales, thrift stores, etc. and try and rescue them, but I've never paid more than a dollar. I guess I need to step up my game.

I was dragged to one of those in Mesa, Arizona. It was terrible. Horrible music, horrible food. Never again.

HA HA HA HA HA. And you simply *must* add a link.

Aw man. Now that's just depressing. Do I need to switch to /Team Pie?

You can't forget the greatest mascot of all time - The Fighting Artichokes from Scottsdale Community College!

Is he trying to work with that line from Heathers: "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw?" If so, it's not working.

Ah yes, because agriculture is part of the exceptions first passed by FDR. The southern states refused to vote on the New Deal until they removed farming from all the safety nets.

Dara and Sara remind me more of Madame Alexander dolls than Barbie dolls. At least you can play with Dara and Sara.

It doesn't even sound like the same person that was on SNL.

I am 4 years younger. I had NO idea she was that age. I just figured since he was so flipping creepy that... I got nothing. It's not like we even exist in the same universe. Especially as I sit here in my comfy yoga pants and college alma mater sweatshirt.

If you're leaving, I'm coming with you because I cracked up at that quip.

I need those shoes. NEED.

Jesus tapdancing tiddlywinking Christ

Oh I love this picture. Thank you!