Johnson also told Fallon that he thought voters were looking for “more poise, less noise,” and “better leadership.” He believes his mass appeal comes from a combination of early rising, supporting the troops, and being a family man.

Carrie was entirely the worst the whole time and NONE OF US SAW IT! (you know who were also the worst? All the Friends. Related: do not re-watch older shows you used to love).

I loved the show. It’s definitely stronger than the movie, but that’s because it has more time to flesh out the characters. In fact, I’d expect a second season to at least improve on all the criticisms laid out here. It definitely seems like it’s setting itself up for a deeper look into Sam and Gabe.

Honestly, why circulate an email about it when you can just hang a tie/sock on the handle for some peace…

All he had to say was “hey everyone, I’m trying to clear up my schedule so if you could make an appointment to see me in the future, that would be great! Stop and chats aren’t super working into my schedule. Appreciate it! Let me know if you have any questions.” And done. Not so douchey. Although this might be a…

Anyone else ask themselves “Exactly how many kids does Bristol Palin have now!?” And click link just to see? Who can keep track?

Dear Universe, were I bequeathed of such a fortune as the Hiltons possess, I promise I will make better use of it. I will do a little happy dance simply for being able to pay all of my bills, each month. I will give much of it away. I will sip coffee in bed feeling peace, gratitude, and thankfulness. I will tend my…

Meanwhile, at JazzFest, even though it was the last day, I heard Zydeco, swamp rock, Kermit Ruffin’s tribute to Louis Armstrong and some gutbucket blues. I ate Shrimp and Grits, Shrimp Creole, Smoked Turkey and Alligator Sausage Gumbo, Begniets and Mango Freeze, washed down with iced and hot Cafe au Lait. I made a…

Speaking of Cinco de Mayo, I just learnt this yesterday.

I keep seeing that people are like all over Beyonce for her swollen lips, like she got injections. They did the same thing to Kim Kardashian. I don’t get it. It didn’t happen to me, but the swelling in the lips and nose (which both of them have/had swollen noses, too!) happened to my twin sister and is so common in…

avocado is a bit spicy for him, no?

I can’t get over how everyone speaking about this FYRE fiasco keep talking about people being “safe”. You can almost hear the hushed tones around the word. Give me a break. A day or two stuck on an island in the Bahamas with apparently no water or plumbing system admittedly sounds awful, but I really don’t think…

Blake Shelton isn’t exactly sure why Gwen Stefani digs him so much.

“Jonathan Groff once made [Lea Michele] laugh so hard, she peed herself before singing in front of Obama.”

What would white folks in America wear, listen to or do without black people?

“I see nothing wrong with this whatsoever.”

Morena Baccarin, a woman I know as Brody’s wife on Homeland who is also apparently on Gotham,

Benedict Beckeld, the Brooklyn writer in his late 30s

No wonder none of her stepkids want anything to do with her. It’s not about being trans, it’s about being such a petty little person that she’d use her memoir to smear a dead man while simultaneously making it all about how jealous said dead man supposedly was of Bruce Jenner.

I can understand being upset that something you worked on ended up getting pulled. I’ll bet she was very excited about having a campaign-that’s a big fucking deal.