SugarCoatedBitch
SugarCoatedBitch
SugarCoatedBitch

If Brad Pitt wants the public to ignore his divorce he should have Terrence Malick direct it.

The Kardashians throw out the word “Bible” a lot when they want you to know they’re telling the TRUTH. “I swear on the bible I”m not lying.”

guess.

North West is cute as shit. Say what you want about Kim or Kanye, but their progeny are cute as all get out.

Also, as he’s revealed his character to us more and more over the years, he has gotten uglier. He’s hideous. After last week, I’m understanding how and why he and Jimmy Fallon are best buds.

You know what else is good enough for me? C is for cookie.

I recently made a ton of hemp macrame plant hangers. All in a bundle they look quite a bit like Rachel’s hair here.

Go with your petty side. #teampetty

They separated in 2014, divorced in 2015, and now Mariah is engaged to billionaire James Packer, and Nick is wearing turbans and making terrible music.

This interview deserves two Grimacing Chrissies.

Was Scientology responsible for Jason naming his kid Pilot Inspektor??

I’m pretty sure Taylor Swift’s heart belongs to Taylor Swift. She’s the love of her own life, Narcissus-style.

That’s true, but that’s why punching upward works and punching down doesn’t.

the pretty french lady made a joke that not only landed, it bored right through the center of the freakin’ earth.

“I came from the world of beauty pageants and modeling and right away when people heard that I got discounted as an actor.”

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I hate myself.

To be fair, I felt extremely charitable after I saw how happy Leonardo DiCaprio became after the Make-a-Wish team got him his Academy Award.