No one donates truffle mac and cheese.

So. I clicked play on the video.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HAT?!?

Hey Ben,

When you take into consideration that it’s four people. Staff. Recording studio.

Ryan says, “Therefore I was resting comfortably in my persona of a man whose soul is visibly exiting this earth...”

Your children would probably be safer that way.

*speaking from Canada*

Yeah. Grounds to breakup right there. Can’t stay with someone who refuses to see my experience.

Nope.

You’re a bird. I’m a bird.

This Tony Bennett story was an actual SNL sketch. I think it was the last time Louis CK hosted...

The man is her ex husband* and father of said children

“And also I like to think she is telling us ladies to get information.”

Sheeeeeit

Tina Lawson’s instagram is my happy place.

Naomi’s mom was also a dancer AND Naomi studied ballet as a child. She was set to become a dancer but had a growth spurt.

Rachel. Dolezal. And her faux locs...

Join me on my family’s ancestral lands...

I don’t think it’s limited to just his dick. Because WHO says stuff like that?