Meh. Anyone would’ve found it if they had googled “Canadian Ryan Laws”. I'm safe!

In Canada, all men named Ryan must impregnate their woman at the same time.

#fixedthatforyou

I just watched a makeup tutorial yesterday, and she uses Smashbox mattifying powder on ALL lipsticks to achieve the look

There isn’t much the Kardashians can do to impress me. But when that first stack landed on Chyna’s* ass and STAYED there?

Of course they didn’t!

When the commentator gets off his high horse, I’ll consider getting off of mine.

Catnip is a helluva drug.

But you chose to tell me this because...?

1) my comment was about and directed to the narrator in the video

My comments were about the narrator of the video - the one who posed the question. Not the guy wearing locs

Justin’s hair is NOT in dreads.

(Sighs deeply and heavily) what a piece of work

I'm not only proud but I'm going to reward myself with a smoothie and a donut.

Raise your hand if you had to google “Jessica Lowndes”

Also. Because of the Internet, I now want to see what Arianna Grande Latte would do with this song...

This is what happens when you give the wrong people Grammys...

WAIT. SHE’S A LIMERICK?!?

I’m Black. So it will never happen.

Klausner came to my attention with that tasteless R Kelly/Blue Ivy joke and I (must have) called her out on Twitter...because when I went to read what she had tweeted...I realized she had blocked me.