Damn allergies. *sniff*

Leftover wedding flowers.

They own a private jet?

“Everyone from Kanye West to Donald Trump...”

I feel like this is the “look I have Black friends!” stage of her tour...

I tried to list them all... And learned Kinja actually has a word limit.

Nooooope. Not one of us. He gave it up to love the American Dream. Y’all are stuck with him.

WAIT.

I feel you on the traitor part.

I lose words too, and I’m known as the dictionary in my family. When I saw the neurologist, my symptoms were atypical...I thought I had a tumor (damn you webmd!!)

My doctor is like yours. I changed my diet and quit a stressful job...I went from having migraines and eating Advil like candy once a week...to two migraines this entire year! Both times right before a huge storm.

Yup. I failed all of them that day

The first time I was a bridesmaid, I had to buy the dress, matching shoes, etc. there was a girls’ weekend out of town (travel, accommodations, food), a bachelorette (dinner, drinks, buying a custom cake)... Plus other events.

Once at the neurologist’s office, I was suffering from a migraine. She was running tests that were a lot like field sobriety tests. I couldn’t even put my shoes back on the right feet.

Wait.

I reeled back from the screen like a horror movie jump scare. My gawd. Imagine having sex with this guy and seeing ASLAN fucking staring at you when he disrobes?

So Robin is marrying the Dollar Tree knock off version off is ex? A woman he fell I love with when he was 15?

When they fight, she just needs to show him that smile.

Pfft. Not true.