"This is a real service"

Charlize has been dickmatized.

Sigh.

We all know he peeked.

Kevyn Aucoin books and the MAC makeup counter were important parts of my teen years...

I think that's why on this new album, she goes by "Yonce". Or maybe that's just another demon? #confused

Ahhh Isha,

I don't get it. Madonna did that boob thing before the Met Gala and somehow flew under Instagram's radar?
Wait...

If they had waited six more months, Johnny Depp would've looked like that naturally...
Khloe is kontoured within an inch of her life. If these girls contour anymore, they're going to look like Panto performers.

me watching this:

For me, it's most MOTHERS I know. All my girlfriends (who worried that I didn't want kids) complain the most to me about them.

with all the airbrushing and contouring, she kinda looks like one anyway...

#corrections

"I didn't see this coming...I saw it HAPPEN"

#popculturehell

I'm assuming this was the song playing in the delivery suite: http://youtu.be/BoEKWtgJQAU

This video was on my FB feed and I thought it was hilariously appropriate: youtu.be/RKg1momYgO4

How big is that school?