Nessie?

The most ridiculous Aero in motorsports.

The Our Lady of Perpetual Downforce Honda Civic, of course!

You mean besides the 2J? Cause its the 2J

I'd rather buy a BMW hooned by Clarkson than a Camaro driven by a Jalopnik employee

Sorry, but no. At least, not if that new bill allocates any funds for projects to areas that aren’t large cities. If this is the case, there are some glaring issues with your arguments

Thats being way overly optimistic IMO. If you live in NYC or SF, maybe, but for the rest of us.... They’re still selling, and we’re still buying cars that are completely manual. The population is still increasing. An autonomous Uber showing up is not going to make everyone throw their cars in the trash. A new bike…

No matter how you look at it, the US infrastructure is crumbling, it’s the closest thing the average American gets to war zone rubble. Some roads look like people were out there huckin grenades around.
Autonomous or human driven, vehicles need a surface to drive on. Money, huge amounts of money, needs to get pumped…

I don’t hate the 3 blink, I just wish all cars at least came with turn signals stock. At the very least make the package affordable so everyone can have them. It makes me sad when I see someone in a bmw, lexus, mercedes, etc that couldn’t get the turn signal package on their new car.

I’m all for a modern ESP system, but early low-speed traction control systems can suck some very huge balls. Trying to just leave my driveway, with heavy snow on the road and driveway, only complicated the process of trying to make the car move with the ABS kicking on and off in a not-so-fluid jerking motion.

Who’s phone could this be? Hmmmm.

I’ll always prefer twins for my naked streetfighting/scrambling.

It was a three-way carrier swap, a feat that was logistically incredibly complex to say the least.

Man A: Has fun, messes with people.

In the great lane-splitting state of California, (and that’s all we’re currently great for beyond geology and geography) I’m able to do this all day long while getting around on the clogged arteries of the Los Angeles freeway system. Mostly with the clutch hand, though. Tickling feet, side-fiving dangling hands,…

This! Specifically (1) front passengers who put their feet on the dash (how is this comfortable? and dont you realize that your legs are going to be exploded in unnatural directions if an airbag goes off, possibly sending your knees into your face??) and (2) drivers who have a left foot up/out the window (again, how…

Really bummed nobody got my reference.

Would you launch an ICBM horizontally?

They should try an innertube.

Martini livery for the win!