There’s always time to police women! This guy had the best response ever.

The princess and The Frog had a pretty great friendship between two young women

Just kidding, it’s becoming a mother. Just kidding, it’s fucking a rapper. Just kidding, it’s making enough money to buy a vacation home and then going there for extended periods of time, alone. Yep, that’s it.

inside-out lower intestine

Word. I know I’m paying for the experience. And not having a drugstore product graveyard that costs more than the single, perfectly-matched item I picked up at Sephora.

What’s the over/under on catching him with a male prostitute and a duffel bag of meth and viagra? A week? Two weeks?

Seconding everything Marillenbaum said. He may not realize that your feelings about marriage have changed, if you haven’t had this kind of a talk!

It seems as though the Safe Campus Act is sort of like the Patriot Act in that the people pushing it really hope that lawmakers will make positive assumptions based on the name without actually reading or understanding it. It’s about stopping schools from punishing rapists, so opposition to it is a good thing!

Good for them. And why isn’t Lott being dragged more in the mainstream Press for this fuckery?

I’ve been in fertility treatment for a year and a half and the genetically tested non-viable embryos that we had to discard breaks my heart because I would love nothing more than for them to have BECOME children, but at time of testing, they were 5 day old balls of cells. They weren’t children, they could have never…

Also: Lace up your boots, dick. You get no slack if you’re going to be an asshole. And get your fucking feet off the couch.

Oh come on, all he did was to use his power to abuse his position of trust by taking advantage of the vulnerable. Next stop: CEO.

i would’ve just cried and deleted my accounts.

Having parents that don't love you doesn't mean you're destined to be a fucked up piece of trash. That's not fair to the people who have shitty parents! We can't choose them!

what a badass, brave woman. her sense of humor in the face of all of this amazes me. she is our new queen.

Spanking I do not understand. It literally doesn’t work, according to every reputable, current source.

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Older readers, too.

Younger readers may forget all about the cookie on seeing that!