According to my guide, screwdrivers are used for:

Captained-out

I don’t like my Vehicle VIN Number to be public because I use part of it for my Personal PIN Number for when I use the Automatic ATM Machine.

GOING INTO OVERDRIFT!!!

3. Henry Ford opened his first Model T assembly line on December 1, 1913 by slaughtering a horse. He bathed in the horse’s blood, and used the blood to ‘baptize’ the assembly line. This symbolic act has been secretly reenacted on the opening of every Ford assembly line since.

Mexico and New Mexico.

Mother in law in the back seat. That’s why.

Best/only sub 5k sleeper I could find on ebay:

Huh, didn’t know they offered the SS trim on the 81 Vette.

Why are socialists convinced that the only reason anyone doesn’t support socialism is because they ‘don’t understand what it means’ and need to ‘do their research’?

The irony of making a rolling $100k billboard for a socialist. Another genius whos too smart for their own good. Far smarter than we are, and I’m sure they will tell us as much. A degree in visual arts from Columbia to wrap cars? “I graduated from Columbia $200k in debt and cant find a job. Yeah, turns out that whole…

Bored son in law of Kajillionaire takes one of kajillionaires wifeys $100K car after she’s bored with it and makes it art project to boast a socialist to show how “down with the struggle” he is from behind his 8ft tall privately secured walls.....a true man of the people....

Oil worms have been known to boost the power output from the muffler pistons by about 25%. This is possible because the oil worms secrete coolant into the spark plug bearings that will decrease oil consumption, relieving pressure from the front anti-sway bars.

Next time, use your microwave. It will soften the gunk enough so that you can just rinse it off. And please take video.

Mazda Flavored Doritos are the only Doritos.

Ummm......I guess I never knew this was a thing. I’ve always engaged the brake without pressing the button. I always thought it was a release button.

We’ve emailed Volkswagen for additional comment, and will update if we hear back.

This is a head-on collision.

I call this, the Roadkill effect