I thought so too, but alas we are both turning 22 and here we are ! A different friend is taking me out to lunch tomorrow instead though ! I like ending all my sentences in exclamation points !

My birthday plans just got derailed and canceled because another friend (whose birthday is in a week and a half) wants to see the movie for HIS birthday instead, and threw a fit. Oh well.

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

Yep! There are less angry ones too! (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

There are no words for that.

It seems like the only way they could have better matched the list would have been if someone sang Christmas Shoes. Though it's a good thing no one did. A very good thing.

Um I know nothing about GLEE (sorry) but is it me or are like 90% of the songs they sung (or the ones mentioned in this article) doing fairly well on Jez's "Worst Christmas Songs Ever" thing? As in, they are particularly terrible to Jez's reader base?

Are there more Angry Birds toys than the plushies? I've been getting those out of UFO catchers for a while and just making pyramids of pissed off bird-balls.

Everyone here hates drop-crotch pants?

Drop-crotch pants. I've seen a lot of Asian pop stars wearing them the past few years. I think the idea is that the top part is easier to move around in than skin-tight pants.

Um, is it a thing that all dressing rooms in places are designated "men's" and "women's"? I wear guys clothing and usually just hit the closest dressing room... No one's raged at me yet at least?

This reads more like a livejournal post than anything.

This sounds like half the essays I had to peer edit in high school, tbh. Though I probably wrote some stupid crap too, especially when we were doing timed writing. Panic sets in, I swear!! We're not all dumb (maybe).

obviously people in mid evil times were just EVIL.

What is it about those bite guards and dogs... My puppy got a drawer open and opened the case and ate mine as well.

Of course! Meanwhile they will go swoon over every female actress evar.

For fun, the guy that my friend is enraged that I'm crushing on (on the left).

Evidently some do. God forbid women have preferences I guess.

I don't get that either. What's wrong with having a celebrity crush on a gay man anyways? My friend is like that over this singer I like. He goes "he's kissed more guys in public than you have period, he's gay. And he looks like a woman". So? It's not like I thought we'd really be lovers or something even if he were…

Why are some guys so offended by the fact that some women like pretty guys? "Oh he's not a MANLY MAN like I am!!!" gets annoying.