The thing about men who talk a lot about how important it is to be logical is that 100% of the time they are the LEAST actually logical people.

Ah, yes, the logical woman. A mysterious, hard-to-find creature, explains the man between lies.

kevin hart’s wife should put all his favorite stuff on the top shelf

How you get them is how you lose them, Eniko.

Kevin just wants a woman who knows how to ship via UPS or FedEx.

Kevin Hart using “logistic” in a sentence:

And the “women are logical” game. :(

The internet to Kevin Hart:

It’s clear he doesn’t measure up to the demands of a marriage. Fidelity, for instance, is in short supply.

It seems Kevin Hart comes up short in the fidelity game.

Yes, because the Trump admin (and everyone in it) is so well versed in legal precedent and the actual laws - especially that big ol’ top 10 list and the amendments that follow it.

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with reporters challenging the administration to define their stand on the American narrative. If they’re going to benefit off the America is the nation of immigrants story (in part by providing wives for Dear Leader), let them come out and actually state “nope, we don’t believe…

Anyone who says both sides are the same (1) is irredeemable (2) should be hit with both sides of a bed of nails.

Its a good thing elections don’t matter. This would’ve totally happened if the Dems were in charge.

Reading comprehension is important.

The laziest thing SHE has ever done.

Neeson still has two upcoming revenge thrillers he’s already shot: “Hard Powder,” in which he plays a snowplow driver who faces off with drug dealers

“That keeps me normal. That keeps me feeling like, Yeah, I’m not too Hollywood.”

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There’s absolutely nothing Scary about what the Firewatch devs have done. This isn’t “we’re gonna randomly and unexpectedly take down your shit if we don’t like you or your politics!”