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Because those things don't empower his boner.

Hmm yes, the Uncle Terry Lite school of art. Deep. Really thought provoking. Her facial expression says, "Lets all go do shots!" but her train lingerie says, "I already did shots!" I like the juxtaposition of the model with all the haterz trying to commute. Probably to their stupid ass day jobs that are not edgy at…

I find myself giving some of his lyrics some serious side-eye, but I also think he is hyperbolic to give his music it's own personality. He is very flawed in a lot of ways, but I like to remind myself that everyone is, and it's shitty to say that only perfect people can find success, especially when they are as…

Everyone loves who they love, but there's a fine line between preference and pathology. This stuff doesn't bother me as much as it used to. I'm a black woman (a pretty good lookin' one if I do say so myself). And I always get checked out by the black guy dating his non-black girlfriend. But I don't let it get to me.…

Y'know, it is really hard to take you seriously when you whine about someone using vernacular different from yours in one comment and complain about the "real issues" like Syria in another.

If you feel oppressed by Jezebel commenters wanting more diversity and find it fascist, I'd love to see how you'd fare under an actual authoritarian regime. It would be super adorable.

I will scream this from the mountain tops for all my days. Comprehensive sex ed is as necessary as a math class. We should be talking about consent and bodily autonomy with kids from day one.

It's like Brooklyn doesn't exist beyond the Lorimer–Montrose stops, and womanhood doesn't exist for anyone 34+ or not white. Or anyone who was actually fucking born here.

omg i hate garfunkel and oates too... tho broad city brings realness that annoying and grossly overrated lena dunham does not.

After seeing her profile at NYMag, I watched both seasons of The Slope on Vimeo. I think Akhavan is much funnier than Lena Dunham, I really enjoyed her character's nihilism. But then I asked myself why I was comparing them. And the answer is that there is a whole fucking lot of sameness between her, Dunham, Broad…

She is so wrong. This year is a particular travesty and it's particularly biting in a year when people should be extra aware of all the inequality rather than doubling down on it. I go to an awards party every year, but I'm so disillusioned by this ridiculous group of choices that I think I'll skip it this year.…

Seriously, how do you think we shower, magic? Transforming like Sailor Moon?

...I really liked The Grand Budapest Hotel. Oh well, I suppose I'm not cool.

Awww, I liked it. I thought it was beautifully directed. It looked like a diorama come to life.

I actually loved that movie.

Jack Nicholson is lonely? Oh boo hoo. What did he expect being a cheater for most of his life? Now he is lonely, seriously what did he expect.

Dear Taylor,