Yup, I'm not even a complete Tarantino hater. I like two of his movies a LOT.

Pulp Fiction is really high on my list of overrated movies.

I just wanted to add that most things that come out of my butt are better than Pulp Fiction, but I appreciated this anyway.

Leaving aside all judgment on promiscuity and health concerns, I just feel like this is an awful lot of work for one measly little drink.

Yeah, that's not all men, that's just scumbags, which clearly you are.

I just can't imagine why you would wanna fuck Rihanna, let ALONE Goop, when you have Queen Bey at home.

And then it gave options! If you'd like to hear a sad, badly written poem, press 1. If you'd like to hear a love song about heartbreak, please press 2...

There used to be a phone number you could give out in the late 90s early 2000s called the rejection hotline that played a recorded message that was something like "sorry, but the person who gave you this number was just not that into you". It was probably about a minute long recording. I don't think I ever had the…

NotAllJezzies

"According to Jezebel, if a man is accused of something, that should be enough to convict him."

basketballamericans: proving once again that bans should be done by IP address

Not excusing the dispatcher's douche-ery, but man that job must suck. You are always dealing with people at what is most likely the worst time in their life and you have to interrogate them with enough speed to get them the assistance they need.

That being said. If you've reached the point that you can no longer give…

Yes because we know how well prison works to help set people straight.

Ok, thanks for confirming my opinion of you! Have a nice day/life!

I agree. The world seems to be full of these people, who haven't got enough compassion and understanding to fill a thimble. However, I guarantee that, if you put him in the same position, he'd be freaking out. It won't be something that means anything to him until it happens to him. Some people are like that.

You're right, she's not technically dead because of debt as far as we know; sorry for having, apparently, completely offended you by misspeaking (though who knows what "pre-existing condition" she may or may not have had, so, whatever). My greater point is that she died alone and incarcerated because of a tiny debt,…

Colbert did a simultaneously hilarious and heartbreaking "The Word" on this issue the other day.

You don't know that she wasn't. Nothing in the story says she didn't give a damn. So I'll give her the benefit of the doubt that you'd no doubt give to someone in a higher tax bracket so we can move on to a discussion about how Pennsylvania turns every minor infraction into a goddamn revenue stream for the state…

Jail, prison and punishment is normalized in America. As a nation we fervently believe breaking rules demands payment. Prison has been sold to us just like toothpaste as the natural cure to crime and fear.