The second season of The Fall is just as good as the first. I love that show so much. Gillian Anderson is my hero forever. I would rewatch The Fall over and over, and I never feel that way about shows.

also did you hear that Tinder will now feature education and workplace info so you can hook up with your socioeconomic equal?

Hmm, that’s true. I am feeling like I’m about to be raped and earlier my self esteem did take a blow from a subway ad. Well damn, guess its not time to throw in the towel just yet. Thanks for mansplaining this to me, its pretty hard with my hysterical woman brain. At least we have baseball though.

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT. If women could play baseball as far back as like, 1950, the patriarchy has been dead for decades!

This is problematic because you end up with someone who you’re only with because they are giving you the attention and affection you desire, and after the honeymoon phase you’re left with scrambling to find out how to reconcile your differences. Like sure he loves you, but he’s also a homebody and just wants to sit…

Jesus christ I don’t even know what I just read what is this world.

I think you’re reading it incorrectly.

Ugh to be known as “Jim Carrey’s ex-girlfriend.”

YES. I’d star this a thousand times because goddamnit, Idris Elba SHOULD be the next Bond.

If I could star this a thousand times I would.

I know it goes without saying, but there is something severely wrong with this man. How do you show no remorse for killing your own son along with five other children? Like what behavior warrants murder aside from if its self defense?

OMG That was what jumped out at me to! To say you went into it thinking it would just be a “fling.” The level of wtf that’s there I can’t wrap my head around. This is someone you watched grow up and played a paternal figure to, and in addition to fanning her romantic feelings for you, you figured it would just be a…

Finally a candidate we deserve

At least you recognize they stem from your own insecurites. I understand not talking about it because you’re revealing that part of yourself, but maybe sometimes when you’re feeling super down about it you can confide in him so he can offer some reassurance. Just saying, don’t build it up.

Just keep remembering he’s not that person anymore. And if that person ever rears his head again put that douche in his place.

Its okay, happens to me too! Small boobs. Sometimes I think about how most of my long term boyfriends just never even bothered touching them, like thanks for reminding me they’re non-existant, and I get all sad for myself. Then its like, “whatever its just boobs.” One really sweet guy once told me that small boobs was…

I know its hard, but I think he genuinely means he’s over it and in love with you now. If she was still in the picture I might be a little more concerned, and I know your feelings aren’t always logical, but just giving you assurance it sounds like he’s really in love with you now and that relationship is history. As…

That’s okay, sounds like he was a scumbug and she and you both learned that the hard way!

This is the same thing I said about the Baltimore riots. People were like, “How is this helping anything? They’re just fucking up public and private property.” Well, maybe when the state has to invest money to repair the damages they’ll rethink how to handle these situations so they don’t lead to more riots?

Basically, we had a huge fight and the next day I decided to spend the night by a girlfriend because fuck that noise. Came back the day after and he had packed some things. Called, texted, didn’t hear from him till I finally called his mom who proceeded to tell me he was there and put him on the phone and he then…