I really wish they had spent a longer time on the whole "ethics in gaming journalism" bullshit and even referenced more of the threats that have been made (they only mentioned the school shooting threat). Unfortunately since everyone thinks Anita Sarkeesian is annoying and/or loves to be victimized, and therefore…

Taylor Swift's friends used to ask her: "ARE YOU AN ELF?" This is purportedly because she grew up on that dang Christmas tree farm but it is also because of my 9000-word essay linking Elfness to Whiteness all the way from its medieval Germanic etymology (albh for white, alpt for swan, elbe for girl who's never…

I'm not sure if there's an actual study but that sounds legit to me.

According to a "source," Gwyneth Paltrow is very smug about the break-up.

"Or simply catching you on a bad day." Because females and their lady hormones and PMS rite?

I started reading a Goosebumps book and was like, "This shit is not scary." Then went back to my sister's Fear Street collection. Fear Street > Goosebumps

Wow that troll who responded to you really has no idea about consent. I'm just...flabbergasted right now. Because obvi the women who are accusing him prob just regretted it after amirite

Ugh Sean won? Ughhh.

Wait, so who won?

This would be me, but in Burger King. Whoppers > fried chicken

Her face looks different but it doesn't look unrecognizable. I think some of those photos are very misleading. The one here doesn't look that different from the Renee we know, aside from her eyes and make-up.

I guess doing some chores around the house to help his exhausted wife didn't occur as an option. How romantic!

I was more shocked by all the people freaking out about her face and posting up before and after photos on facebook than her actual face.

I actually started liking her more from watching the Nick Kroll show! PubLizity is the best.

"No, they're not," Slate replied assuredly. "I don't think men have time to be funny because they have to make all of our rules about what we can do with our vaginas."

I am really not into this hat.

Noel Fielding in The IT Crowd was pure gold. I love him for playing Richmond so much.

No, I meant an actual script (in my head it made sense), like:

...Nicki Minaj doesn't need to talk about asses and she will STILL make bank because people like asses. Why we need to talk about them is beyond me. How exactly would YOU like that conversion to go? Like really, please give me a script or something of how celebrities who use their bodies to sell music should be…

No "dear," I guess my intelligence is not up to your standards.