So the Kelvin Timeline only starts when Nero shows up and destroys the USS Kelvin.

Hell, Republicans today don’t even recognize the Republican Party in it’s current state.

No, but you should definitely brush up on your history of this country. You could probably start with LBJ, Goldwater at the 1964 CRA.

More than a distraction - a liability. Why the government continues to give billions in contracts to a known drug user--when they wouldn’t hire a user to do so much as take out the trash at any government building--is confounding.

Just fire him and let him ride the Twitter burning dumpster fire full time.

Translation "All these worlds are yours in peace except Earth attempt no landings there. They’re fucking crazy.”

Congrats to Corrain on her new career ghostwriting books for conservative politicians that are bulk-purchased by super-PACs.

It’s because the story isn’t about the nukes man.

The Marvels was, I think, poorly Marketed.

I up voted you for your last paragraph. 

There’s nothing wrong with The Marvels other than people are tired of the MCU. When it was one movie a year or every other year? People were all about that. When you have to watch two movies a year plus 3 different TV shows to keep current, people tuned out. Especially because they’re moving onto smaller and lesser…

You seem like a blast at parties. Also you did not need to watch any of the TV series to know what was going on. 

You don’t need to see any of the TV series to understand this movie tho........

He sounds *exactly* like Ezra from Rebels.

Ahhhhh fuck yeah, there’s my boy Ezra! I’m so excited, and so glad it wasn’t a extremely cliffhangery moment he was introduced in. He just a chill guy with a great beard living with some hermit crab people. Fucking ace.

it certainly doesn’t help when extraterrestrial corpses show up in congress.

Remember folks, it's only a crime if you're poor.   Otherwise, this is just smart investment/Capitalism.  

Sigh more evidence that Lucas should have handed directing duties of the prequels to someone else.

Young Ahsoka was awesome, especially the fight choreography. Loved seeing the development of her training in sorry of a compacted form. Also loved seeing Christensen get to play Anakin without the terribly wooden dialogue and in more complex shades.

Now that was refreshing. Instead of having more of the same, they actually took the plunge and are taking us on a wild ride to a neighboring Galaxy. I thought seeing the purrgils jump into hyperspace would be corny or lame. But with ahsoka the White’s garbs and her familiar positive attitude, and the ethereal music,…