The movie is also meh.

Sorry, it wasn’t very funny or clever. Da Vinci Code reference. Although, I suppose it looks more like a wheel cylinder.

The answer is, “APPLE.”

“Har har, champagne in the front seat for the nouveau-riche pilots of such a gaudy means of conveyance. May their swill sour until they learn the art of subtlety. ‘Tis time for hunting and much scotch. Mother, fetch me musket!”

You should hear Hogan’s..

“I want Mike Campbell’s life.”

I found Jesus atop a drag link from an ‘84 Chevy Celebrity.

Guaraldi always gets a bad rap as a kind of Bill Evans wanna be, which is patently false. His stuff was always a bit funkier and less flourished than Evans, so I feel it's an unfair judgement.

Oh man, I suggested this last year and would love to see it. I hope this finally gets it, because it would be amazing.

If it was a boy, then “Auster.” Auster lives his life in his father’s shadow, resenting him yet always willing to spend his money. Eventually, he decides that if he’s to make his own way, he’d better learn to snowboard. After changing his name to, “Axxess,” he moves to the family home in Switzerland semi-permanently…

Subaru Justy. Yeah, son.

How about the VW Golf and Cabriolet Genesis editions? Yes...that Genesis...post Peter Gabriel, “I Can’t Dance” Genesis.

Here come ol’ Romo, he got-

This reads like Andre and Ersan are meeting the same ladies over and over again at a fancy dinner party:

Why is a guy throwing a road cone at the. 0:30 mark in that “200MPH” clip. Why is he even holding it? I have so many questions...

“Ouch, my gut!”

Sam sat slumped on a bench in front of the town hall, holding a half full bottle of whiskey. He looked to his right, half-heartedly inspecting the wheelbarrow full of empties that he’d been working on all month. Holding the yet to be fully consumed bottle up to his face, he looked through the fluid and watched as it…

Terry Allen

“Folks, you just heard some very strong words from The Superfans. I can’t help but think that The Bright Shirt Bashers may have their hands full in their match this Saturday at Survivor Series. Bobby, Gorilla, back to you.”